spooning yourself at night because your ugly and no one loves you
i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing
PUSSY GAME TOO STRONG EVEN FOR THE DEVIL.
Fun fact that practically no one knows about me:
I named my car Kimi, after the Rugrats character
Not all men are
as straight as me. Im so heterosexual that i cant go 10 minutes without looking at a séxy lady or else i’ll pass out! Whenever i look a man in the eye on accident i make the sign of the cross over my chest and whisper “no homo.” Boy do i love sports and and hot women. My girlfriend ditched me because i cant stand within 5 feet of another man. I am so alone
My friend just posted this pic of two puppies she met